Story: It’s the weekend of Father’s Day,
and 2 sisters are going over the normal Father’s Day stories. This
year, things are different because they both are leaving home...one is
getting married and the other is going to college. This year all
dad wants is their presence.
Characters: Laura, who is getting married in
the fall, and Charlotte, who is going to college, and Penny, who is the
much younger daughter.
Setting: Nighttime on the back porch of their
parents home, both girls sitting in chairs. Lights set for night
Props: 2 folding chairs, glasses w/ straws, TV
Guide
Lights up with L reading the TV Guide
C: (allows L to look at the paper for a moment)
Well, is there anything on tonight?
L: (looks at paper for a moment longer) No,no,
there’s nothing worth watching on. (puts paper down) It’s the “summer re-run,
TV’s pure garbage” time again.
(pause as each girl looks around, bored)
C: (pretends to be looking out into the yard)
Well, it is kind of nice being out here on the porch for a change.
(L looks at C like she is crazy) It’s been a long time since we spent an
evening at home...with mom and dad...
L: (looking at C like she is crazy) You know,
Char, you’ve been spending too much time studying, I think.
C: I don’t think so!....This is the first weekend
night I’ve been home in....(pauses to think)...3 months! You better get
used to it, too!...I’ll be leaving in less than 2 months for JMU! I’ll
bet you’ll miss me then!
L: (picks up paper)Miss you! You’ve got to be
kidding! (throws paper at C playfully; both girls throw paper back and
forth a couple of times, laughing) By the way (pointing at C) you better
get your schedule straight as soon as you get to school so you can be be
home for the big weekend (wags her finger at C)
C: (playfully looking surprised) And what big
weekend would that be?
L: (jumps up) Don’t tell me you’ve forgotten
already!!!!
C: (laughing) Gotcha, didn’t I!
L: (sits down smiling) You better not forget!
C: How could I forget my big sister’s wedding!
It’s all you’ve talked about for the last 6 months!
L: Well, maybe some guy will have pity on you
at JMU and...
C: (interrupting) Okay, okay, you can stop; we’re
even!
(long pause, adlib this pause)
C: You know, Sunday is Father’s Day.
L: Oh, how could I forget! Dad’s been out in
the garage since dinner trying to get the gas grill to work....I hope he
doesn’t blow the house up!
C: Yeah, he coulda been a stand in for Tim Allen
on Home Improvement! (playfully, like making an announcement) “Somebody
get a fire extinguisher: dad’s lighting the grill!!!”
(both laugh, then pause)
L: Char, I still feel strange not getting him
anything for Father’s Day. I mean, we’ve gotten him something every year
for as long as I can remember
C: Yeah, I feel the same way. But you know
what he said:....(mimic a man’s voice) “no gifts this year girls; I just
want you to be here for the cookout on Sunday.”(puzzled look on face; puts
her feet in chair and puts her arms around her legs) What do you think
he’s up to?
L: I don’t know (stands up and walks a couple
of steps toward and faces audience) Unless.....
C: (stands and joins L and looks at her) Unless
what?
L: (turns and faces C; Sighs) Well, I didn’t
think much of it, but last night when I came in, I heard dad in the living
room. I went to say hi, and he got up fast and went to the bathroom.
(pause) He was looking at our old photo album ...(pause) ...he was looking
at pictures (looks directly at C) of you and me.
C: Really?
L: (looks away) Yeah. pictures of when you and
I were little.
C: (turns and slowly goes to her chair but remains
standing, pauses, and looks at chair) That’s why he doesn’t want a gift;
he only wants us to be here for the cookout. (pause, and looks at L) Our
dear ole dad....he’s already missing us!
(pause)
L: (Brightly) Hey! I’ve got a great idea! (walks
quickly to C)...I know what he’d really like....some help with that grill!
(Takes C by the arm and begins to lead her offstage)
C: (surprised) Are you sure?!
L: Sure! We can keep him from blowing up the
garage!
Lights out